I heard this on NPR today as I was driving to work...
Garrison Spik earned the dubious distinction of writing the Worst Opening Sentence in the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest:
"Theirs was a New York love, a checkered taxi ride burning rubber, and like the city their passion was open 24-7, steam rising from their bodies like slick streets exhaling warm, moist, white breath through manhole covers stamped 'Forged by DeLaney Brothers, Piscataway, New Jersey."
LOL!!!! Fantastic!
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